I’m thirsty for a sweet frothy daiquiri or a chilly margarita with a fine tequila. Something to cool me down…Something to look forward to and get me ready for the Spring and Summer months ahead. Are you ready? Let’s get started...

Spring 2003

The term "Déjà vu" comes to mind. There’s not a lot of new silhouettes to report. More of the same only with a new twist on fit, color and fabrications. Not a lot of risk in the name of fashion these days...certainly not when we are all hanging onto our wallets or standing in the unemployment line. Am I alone out there? I’d say seventy five percent of my artist [tech and creative] friends are with me, but if you’re lucky enough to be within the working class, may I help you spend some cash?

The usual disclaimers apply-all opinions are subjective and we could be, but will not be, accountable to anyone else's opinion but our own.


Here’s the latest on happening trends with retro influence.
Melon and lemon lime colors ~ Key for Spring. Go all out,[See Escada.com for examples] or be very exclusive with small doses. Do NOT install these colors into your wardrobe like the Gap windows in downtown Seattle…NO.

Candies type slides...Utilitarian bottoms, fitted or slouchy...Flat front short shorts in khaki colors...
Mini skirts! ~ We suggest going hardcore with this look and sport them with high heels; don’t even bother with flats...
Silk chiffon lingerie inspired tops that fall off the shoulder ~ The kind of top that begs for your shoulder to be touched
and kissed...
Are you in the mood for something strappy? Lace up a pair of sweeties that show off your ankles. This look is now... wear them with a skirt, denim or juxtapose them with a utilitarian bottom...
Tip: Buy your bottoms a wee bit too long and let them drag and curl up at the end. Everybody is doing it, duh...
Kitten heels and pointy slings are still a sexy option. Check out Frankie [617 N 36th in Fremont] or on-line with all the major lines.
The eighties are back. Faded, loose and torn blue jeans, the kind Madonna would wear in her early days. Patterned and lacy hosiery is also an alternative to bare legs. Try on a shorter jacket that bands at the waist or hips.
Must have the vertical stripe fitted jacket that is super cute with peek-a-boo bikini and tube tops [our fav].

Look for a one piece swimsuit with some type of interesting texture, lace or grommet...Smashing when worn underneath a feminine sweater, jacket or a shawl. This is a good look for tropical vacations or clubbing. [Don’t wait till it warms up to start looking for the swimwear ~ March and April are the best months the search or all the great ones will be gondy man]
Scuba neck collars on jackets ~ Keep this look fitted and zip it all the way up.
Arm gloves are fun for a ladies night out. Urban Outfitters has got them right now ~ Cheap, cheap, cheap…a great way to wear your sleeveless tees and tops and stay warm. A good weekend or casual look, but skip the office.
The clutch with the loop handle is the newest accessory to update for Spring;I like the one’s with floral appliqués and other embellishments.
The t-shirt with graphics ~ It keeps being reinvented…this season takes a more feminine approach. Check out Reputation [U-district].
Metallic sandals for your dresses and with denim make more of an impact this Spring. Can’t find them? Try Escada, Stuart Weitzman or Coach. Perhaps a vintage pair? Check out VU [621.0388]. Tell them you heard it here. They also have some nice vintage dresses, tops, jacket and bottoms. This is a must see store. [Side note: just sighted a Seattle Retro Shoe store on Capitol Hill? The paper is up in the windows and you know we are going to be there as soon as they rip it off]

Glamour Puss Report -
Denim is still hot. Time to update? Glamour Puss went out looking for a new pair of jeans...here is what she found...

As I was getting ready to go out the other night I had one of those occasional freak-out fests where everything in my entire closet I either hated or looked completely moronic when placed on my body. Does that ever happen to you? I know it does! The real question here is...why? I mean, we spent a long time building up our wardrobe however vast or streamlined it may be. What is it in our brain that suddenly decides we look like a member of the bovine species in everything we own, that is everything except our fav pair of jeans. When in doubt, I always reach for blue jeans. They're comfy and look fabulous if you have the right cut, dressed up or down. Whether I wear them with Pumas or pearls, I always feel comfortable and sexy. With my newfound love and admiration of my denim duds I decided to hit the town in search of something new, I can't wear these Seven jeans forever!
OK, I’ll admit it. I own a $150 pair of jeans. I also however have my fair share of $30 dungarees which I’ll get to later.
I always start at small boutique stores, which I favor. I'm all about supporting them in their efforts to keep Seattle stylish; which has it challenges. After our lovely, lingering Indian summer it's hard not to routinely reach for that fleece but they're trying their damndest to give us some options. I started at Tulip, a new-ish boutique on First Ave near the Harbor Steps. It's a very nice shop, and they have a great selection of Seven jeans and a few pairs of stylie Habitual jeans. Those are pretty much the only brands they have in the store at the moment. If that's what you're looking for head on down. People were friendly and the store has a good vibe about it. Next stop...Zebraclub. I've bought many a pair of jeans here. My choice when looking for Diesel's. They also have one of my absolute fav brands, Miss Sixty, which only IAN carries other than Zclub to my knowledge. After Zebraclub I headed on down to Nordstrom's Savvy and tbd departments who ultimately had the largest selection (go figure!). They were well stocked with Sevens, Diesel, Halogen, and some new Levis designs. They also had cool jeans by David Kahn and what I think my favorite new brand is - Paper Denim & Cloth. I also had my pick of Dolce & Gabanna, as well as Marc Jacobs which, I swear are exact replicas of the jeans I wore in kindergarten. Surprisingly, they had only a couple pairs of Earl Jeans in stock but that’s just fine because there are plenty more stellar styles to choose from. All in all I was pretty much guaranteed one-stop shopping for some great jeans...

These days, I'm constantly looking for something in the $50 and under range, just so I don't feel as guilty. I found some great choices at Old Navy and Target. Both stores had many different colors and cuts. The only downside I've found to shopping at Target is that they don't have a large selection of sizes. They always have really large sizes and mini ones but worth it to check out and can get lucky. Speaking of lucky, another shop that has great jeans is the Lucky Brand Jeans store. They don't necessarily fall in to the under $50 category but they have many styles and fit well and are definitely under $100. It really isn't too crazy to spend this much considering how much use you'll get out of them. I certainly do. Who knows? Maybe they'll be your new "old stand-bys" and save the day...My pick this round...Paper Denim & Cloth at Nordstrom for the fit and unique styling.


HAIR FOR NOW
Big Hair. Big Hair. Big Hair ~ Grow out the bangs. Longer layers. Lift at the roots. Get those roots up there. Make an appointment with your stylist to show you how and skip the haircut and color. You don't have to get a perm; Invest in some large velcro rollers and the wide blow dryer curling iron...you can find these at Walgreen's, Bartells and some local salons.
-- Mod and geometric...80's inspired ~ Long layers with a blunt cut and color are fresh…Vivian at Killer Looks [2900 First Avenue. 206.448.5599] has this look down.

SMELLIN' GOOD
Fragrance Roll ons. Are they getting the respect that they deserve? [Remember the playground when hottie was on his way over…the lip smacker and the Love's Baby Soft roll on fragrance were quick and easy to make you presentable]
Olivine [5344 Ballard NW. 206.706.4188] has a complete line of these little gems. Easy to apply and throw into your tiniest purse. Don't ever be caught without a scent to linger behind you. [Another one of mom's rules]. Instantly brightens the grey skies to blue. L'Essence is carrying a roll on scent that can be layered with the lotion. It's pricey, yet lingers all day. [I sampled it and couldn’t stop smelling myself].

SAY FELLAS…

You're breaking my heart out there...skinny button down shirts, skinny ties, long leggy denim, fresh sneaks and a good hair cut...just about does it for me. Boots with buckles or that lace up are making a comeback. Either pointy or square toes are sexy. Check out Frankie, Metro, Barney’s and Marios. Skip the department stores. Keep them polished enough to eat off of or scruffy like the floor of the Mecca. Loose fit denim that hug loose at the hips or fitted, fitted, fitted. Both looks require a great belt and both looks work. Splurge on this item. The belt is as important as your shoes. Top off this look with a weathered vintage tee. Chunky watches or bracelets are yummy on the wrist. Vintage looking metal or rubber bands. Hair is a bit longer on top with color as important as it is for the gals. Thick, hooded sweatshirts are worn under jackets. The fitted sport jacket, over a tee and denim is a dressy alternative. Old school is new again...

Guest Editorial ~ KK has had amazing response to the frank yet still right on conversations we have about fashion. We have been hearing from you. From time to time, we want to add your commentary on fashion. Here’s a commentary on an issue that comes to our attention daily

Excuse me, can someone please tell me how to get to Fashion Land? I can't seem to find it...Have you ever been to Fashion Land? I haven't either. I'm talking about the island where every woman stands at least 6 feet tall with a rail-thin 105-pound frame, perfect B cup-size breasts and at least a 38' inseam.
Clearly, this is where all fashion designers live. And, clearly, these freakishly tall, unshapely women stand in as their fit models as they cut and design their new lines season after season. If you told me that this land didn't exist I'm certain Calvin Klein would argue with you. So would Betsey Johnson, Max Mara, Narciso Rodriguez and for sure all of the designers that work for J. Crew and Victoria's Secret. I'm thinking Pamela Anderson might have her own take on this argument, but then again I don't think she has much of a problem finding, or having her lingerie and clothing specially made to suit her needs. Because I don't work for Valerie Irons Private Eye and I am not 24 years old, I'm faced with my own personal shopping challenges. I'm looking for well-made, stylish pieces of clothing that fit well and flatter my body. According to the designers out there, I've got a couple of strikes against me. They are as follows:.

  • I live and shop, for the most part, in Seattle.
  • I am not 6 feet tall.
    >I am 5'6' (almost). But isn't that supposed to be considered average height?!?! Possibly even above average? I have a 32" inseam, by the way. I'm thought of as not quite so tall only while bowling.
  • I am not a B-cup.
    >Nope, not even close. I'm a 36DD. I am, however, perfectly fit and toned and am not a big person by any stretch of the imagination, despite the fact that every shirt I own is a size XL. My waist measures 25 inches and my hips 35". I'll admit it's not perfectly proportionate, but it's nothing to be ashamed of and needn't be my greatest source of deep fashion anguish either.
  • I am no longer a student and I'm not a waitress.
    >I am 35 years old and work in a professional capacity. In other words, I go to an office everyday and I attend business meetings and seminars. But can someone please tell the designers that it's OK for us to show up at our respective offices wearing hip outfits? And that it's OK for us to have style beyond age 29? And I'm not talking about the same kind of style that Jean Enersen or Senator Patty Murray have. Designers reading this are you catching my drift? Jones New York actually understands sizing and fit, but unfortunately I am not ready to dress like my Mother just yet.

I suppose my beef with the fashion industry is two-fold: I want a good fit and I want style in the pieces that I buy. I also want these pieces to be appropriate to my lifestyle. I must share that, with no luck, I've attempted to contact some of my favorite clothing designers with my plea. Shoshanna Lonstein does a pretty good job with her line. Most of her stuff actually comes very close in fit, but doesn't quite make the cut for my lifestyle. What I really need is for her to accelerate into a mid-30s, hip and also career-oriented line NOW. Until that happens, does anyone have any suggestions for me?


(cont'd from previous column)
As a perfectly average-sized consumer, not to mention in the prime consumer (translation: money to spend) demographic, this is infuriating. Shopping has become a tedious and frustrating chore.

As a sucker for a cute little top I want to be able to wear them. Shouldn't the designers of these cute little tops want me to be able to BUY them without first having my curves surgically removed? Unless it's sluttily skin-tight, I'm hard-pressed to find a shirt in this town that doesn't make me look at least 7 months pregnant without the help of Kwon, my master tailor.
Kwon is brilliant! She knows exactly where to add that snap to keep my blouses from gaping open in between the buttons and she can slice & dice any tent-sized blouse I throw in her direction and transform it into a flattering, perhaps even waist-accentuating garment. I worship Kwon, but her services are not free in case you were wondering---and shouldn't it be the designer's job to get it right in the first place anyway?
So when did the industry standard for an inseam become 64 inches? Can someone please call Donna Karan and tell her that not all size 10 or 12 women are 6'7" tall?! Please? And while you've got her on the line, why don't you let her know that just because someone who wears size 8 pants doesn't have a 65-inch waist. You might also point out to her that, along this same line, a top needn't morph quite so disproportionately by the time it reaches size L, or God forbid size XL. Seriously, am I really a true size XL? There are much larger women walking the streets than I. What sizes are they wearing? Where do they shop? Where do they live? Certainly not in Fashion Land. So who are these freakin' fit models anyway? Are they real? Do they really exist? I’ve lost sleep pondering these questions and I'm sure others are out there, too, wondering just how they can get their clothes to look as good as they did on the mannequin in the store. Is everyone in the industry on crack when they continue to cut and design the clothing this way year after year despite the realities of an average human woman’s body? If so, hand over the crack pipe and free me from my misery.
I'm not freakishly shapeless and I know I'm among the majority ranks labeled average in size. I'm willing to pay high prices for well-made pieces, though I wish it wasn't always necessary. I can't imagine I'm alone in fantasizing about a good fit.
I repeat, any suggestions?

Still not sure? Make an appointment with a les Egosites stylist/personal shopper. They can work it with any budget for the look that is RIGHT FOR YOU. For more information, e-mail info@lesegoistes.com

More...Economic and Political Stress Relief [we can’t get this topic off our minds]

  • Support independent local merchants ~ They need the biz.
  • Eight dollar PBR pitchers at the Lava Lounge.
  • Hire a freelancer ~ They too need the biz.
  • Dinners at home with a group of good friends.
  • Play cupid.
  • Love the one your with.
  • Get out and see more six dollar shows ~ Music heals man…
  • Matinees.
  • The library
  • On-line reading like poetsagainstthewar.com
  • Happy Hour with a group of good friends
  • Revisit the house party.
  • Smile
  • Consider your actions ~ organic vs. toxic, walk vs. pumping the gas prices up, local vs. national chain…you actions have consequence.

Next Issue ::
Summer 2003

  • Glamour Puss on the hunt for the perfect flip flop.
  • Editorial and designer photo submissions...We'd love to have them.

You can reach elle s. at elles@lesegoistes.com

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