This is Kouture Korner - a fashion opinion through les Egoistes…The usual disclaimers apply-all opinions are subjective and we could be, but will not be, accountable to anyone else's opinion but our own.

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I'm sure the lighter evenings haven't passed by you unnoticed. We wipe our sleepy eyes, peek from behind our drawn window shades and spy a fresh new surrounding. Please excuse our absence this past holiday/winter...a new romance, a good book and hibernation kept us from venturing out.

Alas, our heavy coats, mittens and scarves have made their way into the back of our closet! Hooray.

Our favorite time of the year is upon us. What are you going to wear? What will you be showing off on the promenade? Let's get sexy, shall we?


Spring Fashion ---
Ladies ~ Art Nouveau, feminine, soft, Mucha...ladies, we want you to love and embrace all of your female glory. Mixing patterns, stripes with floral, flowing skirts skimming the knees in soft sorbets. Our favorite lines right now...Catherine Maladrino, Roberto Cavalli, Diane Von Fursterburg. Rounded toe three inch heels with ankle socks. Soft makeup. To mix it up, add a dance tight under your soft skirt. Leave the mini’s in the closet until Fall. Soft curls around your face...soft, soft, soft everything.

Yellow ~ We know by now you have had to have heard about THE main color for spring. You can mix it with anything ~ Denim, white, black khaki...

Glamour Puss Report – We had so much going on with this issue that we gave Glamour Puss the season off to plan her fabulous year and keep up with her Pilates classes...

All about Shooz – Master the Art of Walking in High Heeled Shoes by a Shoe Diva.
So you desperately want those foxy little high heeled shoes you saw while out shopping the other day? After assessing that the height of the heel was longer than your index finger, did you, disappointedly, place them back on the display? How many times have you or your friends said, "Oh these are sooo cute...but I could never wear a heel that high." There is a definite art to walking, wearing, and looking good in high heeled shoes. And I can teach you how...
First and foremost don't do it at all if you can't do it properly. There is absolutely nothing worse to look at than a woman shuffling along in high heels she has not mastered. Whatever gorgeous outfit you have pulled together, it will be completely ruined if you have not conquered the gait of high heeled shoes.
So let me be your guide to how to sashay in stilettos...

As we all know, there is this little thing called balance that seems to prevent most women from purchasing high-heeled shoes. You might think, "Hey my balance is fine, just not in 3 inch heels." Try this test - Stand with your feet shoulder width apart. Lift one foot up and balance on your other. Are you rocking from side to side? Are you flapping your arms about like a chicken to keep from falling over? If so, you are lacking balance. If you have managed to maintain your balance congratulations, you are half way there. Now take note of what muscles you are using to balance. Your abs should be contracted and your weight should be in the backs of your heels. The reason women always complain about the balls of their feet hurting when they wear heels is that there is no strength in their abs to keep them upright. All of their weight is in the ball of their foot. They are literally gripping the ground with their toes to prevent themselves from tipping forward. As long as your abs are weak you will never be able to sashay down the street in those sexy little numbers you saw at Nordstrom Salon Shoes. So your first goal must be to strengthen your abs. The added benefit is not only will you look totally hot in those heels, but you will also gain a nice tight tummy. Once you begin to notice that your abs are getting tighter you are ready to purchase a pair of high heels. Start slow. You can build up to that 4-inch heel. Begin with a 1 1/2 to 2 inch heel. Once you have mastered that, then move up to the next level.

The second rule of high heeled shoes is foot maintenance. Take time to care for your feet much in the same way you care for your face. Every year when the weather changes, the most gruesome feet are seen walking the streets. For god's sake, GET A PUMICE STONE! You should pumice your feet every day in the shower as it helps to soften the skin making it easier to remove the callous. You cannot possibly fit your foot comfortably into a pointy little number if you have half an inch of extra skin on your foot! Slough off that dead skin and you just might even go down a shoe size.

Part of your foot maintenance must include moisturizing your feet religiously. I recommend Zim's Crack Cream. Used daily your feet will take on a new life. Plus it does wonders for the nail bed. No more yellow toenails. And speaking of yellow toenails, cover those babies up with some paint until the Zim's takes effect. Consider also investing in a quality pair of clippers, cuticle nippers, and rasp for your future foot care.

The third piece of advice is to rotate your shoes. Vary the heights of your shoes to keep your Achilles limber. Too many high heels and your Achilles will start to shorten. The end result will be wicked shin splints. Stretch and bend your toes and Achilles several times a day. Also, try standing up straight and lifting your arch off of the ground, while keeping your toes and heels firmly on the ground. This is a difficult exercise, but well worth the trouble as it will strengthen and raise your arch. If you neglect to exercise your feet, you will start to notice pain in the arch and that certain toes don’t bend anymore because they are beginning to atrophy.

The last rule is all about what you buy. Use caution. Don't be wooed by the tassels, the color, or the detail of the shoe. Your first concern should be, "does it fit?" The shoe should fit on the sale room floor. If you feel the slightest twinge of pain or discomfort, it doesn't fit. If it doesn't fit, don't buy it. There are so many lovely shoes just like fish in the sea, you can pass on the ones that don’t fit and spend more of your hard earned money on the ones that do.

My final comment to you is that every doctor out there will tell you that wearing high heels is about the worst thing you can do to your body. I offer another opinion. If the quest to wear high heels encourages you to exercise to get those abs in shape and makes you tend to your feet on a regular basis can high heels really be all that bad?

Take it from someone who was devoted to Doc Martin ~ I had over 10 pairs and refused to wear anything higher. Once I discovered the power of the high heel I never looked back. My friends watch in awe as I strut the mile and a half downtown to pick my daughter up from school. I can do it in a four inch heel. And damn, I look good.


FELLAS...

We told you before, we'll tell you again...get a blazer. It just looks so damn cute over jeans and a tee. But it has to fit. Speaking of fit. We have found our own "fella's" answer to our Glamour Puss report. Guys, you can be bitchy too...we introduce you to LeRoy...

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Built Like a Cardboard Box? by LeRoy del Fuego
OK? So what’s the deal here? I watch TV, see the fashion ads in my Esquire magazine (love it! LOVE IT!) and these models are wearing clothes that look totally tailored for them. It gets me pumped to go try these clothes on, but when I do, they don’t fit like they do on the models. Well, DUH, doggies! They ARE tailored for the chic, skinny, tasty, 3% body-fat airbrushed afro-dites! But when the clothes are made, (in places like Macau- where the fuck is that?) they are made for people who are built like cardboard boxes! You know, they don’t stylishly taper in at the chest. They just go straight from the armpit to the belt line. Do these designers- everyone from Donna Karen to Kenneth Cole to Ralph Lauren (well, he may be excused because A LOT of people I see wearing Polo have that desk-jockey, steakhouse-and-cheese-potato build) really think we are all built like that? Wake up! The bacon is burning!

So what am I supposed to do? Go take that $78 shirt to the Asian seamstress place to have them “take it in” for me so I don’t look like a walking water heater when I try to impress the host at Serafina to get that coveted Friday night two-top? There are some options, but they are costly! A couple of stores know the deal- they get the nice form-fitting items from some of the smaller designers that are on their way up (and still care!). There are specialty shops downtown like IAN and Zebra Club that have some great stuff by Charizmatic, J Lindeberg, Dunderdon, Nice Collective etc... But they are expensive! The pants there are form fitting as well, but at $95 to about $150 a pop, you have to be making some serious cake to build a collection.

The only big volume designer doing anything worthwhile (but EGAD! will he fall to the wayside like Kenneth Cole?) is Ben Sherman. Once a brand you would see only in the high-end shops, over the last few years the company has grown and is now distributed in the big chain department stores. For now, you can still find a t-shirt that shows off your cannons!
And what about Lucky Brand? Their shirts always look great until you try them on. They are so w-i-d-e in the middle you could smuggle sandbags! At least their Hendrix cut jeans are form fitting... When are they going to figure out that guys like Beck and Ashton, and even me want to wear their stuff but cant! Ai Chihuahua!
I’m no John Basedow, but I’m damn close thank you, and I would like a $35 shirt that shows off my figure!

OUT

  • Latte’s
  • DVD Player
  • Cookie Monster Bands
  • Entertainment Tonight
  • Chopsticks
  • Trucker Hats
  • Diets
  • The Apprentice

IN

  • Folgers
  • VCR built in to your TV
  • Journey
  • Access Hollywood
  • Forks
  • TV Trays
  • Yamikas
  • Popcorn Balls
  • PBS

>>> KK POLL <<<
With leggings making a come back, we polled ten of our
girlfriends to find out what they would do if they snag their leggings at work. Would they...

A. buy new ones at lunch

B. wear the punk look the rest of the day

C. take them off and go bare for the rest of the day

D. other

Our results:
66% of our gals would go with A.

33% of our cuties would go punk and do B.

50% of our gals answered twice and would go bare, depending on what they
were wearing or if their legs were shaved.

Have a burning fashion question and want to poll to find out what
someone else thinks? Send us your ideas.
kkpoll@lesegoistes.com


Where we have been going...
...still looking to replace our former favorite haunt...the Sapphire...our buddy Courtney now manages the bar at the Baltic Room...check her out there.

  • Zoe ~ Belltown - Meals that melt in your mouth and an excellent wine selection.
  • Le Pichet ~ Belltown - Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner you won't go wrong. French Country Food.
  • Top Pot on Fifth Ave. ~ Coffee and Donuts. Great place to meet the next day after meeting on the dance floor the night before.
  • Viceroy ~ Belltown - been seriously dissed but we still like it for an alternative. Avoid weekends.
  • 3 Doors ~ Downtown - We tried to go three different times. Each time it was closed for a private party 3 strikes, will we try again?
  • Blue on Broadway ~ Capitol Hill - good if you aren't claustrophobic. The drinks rock.
  • Chapel ~ Capitol Hill - Don't go on the weekend. Fabulous to meet people otherwise.
  • Barbacoa ~ Queen Anne - Upscale Texas. We like it. Late night cocktails and hipster music.
  • Lucky Dog ~ University District/Ravenna -
    Great for scooter watching and hotty musicians. Good for vegan food too.
  • Top Gun ~ Chinatown 623-6606. Get there before 2:00, they stop serving at 3:30. Most of the good stuff is all gone.

Spring Cleaning – Clear out your closet.
"I might wear this...someday" Right...we know better.
Spring cleaning means more than re-organizing. Use the time to really clear out your space. Feung Shui experts advise that clearing out the old and unused allows new things to come in. Practicing the "recycling" concept will not only renew your wardrobe, clean out your closet, but it also will also make you personally ready to allow new things in your life. Donate your old clothing to your favorite charity. If you have the time, consign. Not sure what to keep and what to throw out? Contact a les Egoistes wardrobe consultant ~ wardrobe@lesegoistes.com ~ to go through it with you. They will often help to bring new life into old clothing by suggesting certain alterations. You do deserve new perks in your wardrobe…clean out the old first and it will all come together.

Make an appointment with a les Egosites stylist/personal shopper. They can work it with any budget for the look that is RIGHT FOR YOU. For more information, e-mail info@lesegoistes.com

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